WHY GRINGOS ARE BEST!/porque son mejores los gingos!

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 BUSQUEN LA VERSION DOBLADA POR AUDIO MASTER 3000 EN LA PARTE DE ABAJO  o la mia mas abajo PERO SI SABEN INGLES ES MEJOR ASI....






Hey tequila
drinking maggots!, I’m GR1N60KN0W2B3ST, and I’ve just hacked FMH levelup’s  account to bring you this…

THE WHY ARE AMERICANS BETTER THAN MEXI-CANSS AT EVERYTHING PALOOZA!

Yeah just
like you’ve heard  I’m gonna be telling
you why we Americans are better than you(and your shitty country wich by the
way smells like shit)/mental note: your so funny dude/aren’t you happy?, I
actually gave my self the time to tell you this, you should be thanking me, but
since I’m a real good guy I’m not gonna ask but for your attention…

Let’s
start:

THE
FOO
…(RUMBLING NOISES)

GKB: Hey
who are you?!

UNKNOWN
DUDE
:I’M J…

GBK: Hey is
that a soccer shirt from México?!

UD: Yeah
why?

GBK: Dude
I’m starting to think your Mexican, and if in fact you are, didn’t you read the
NO MEXI-DUDES ALLOWED Sign, and what was your name again?

MAYBE
MEXICAN DUDE
: my name is Jose and the sign? You mean the piece of cardboard out
there in the entrance that seems to be written by a 1 year old armless, down syndrome,
dying monkey with rabies?  Dude is that
even  in any language?

GBK: Well
you… you… i… well… YOU ARE MEXICAN I’m NOT! That’s WHY YOU COULDN’T READ IT! JAJAJAJA!/mental
note: I’m so fucking awesome!/

JOSE THE
MEXICAN
:??????...

GKB: well
you can stay and be my guest today and also I can use you as an example, and as
I was saying…

THE FOOD

We Americans
have the best foods around the globe just a taste of our delicious crunchy
tacos, and burritos with guacamole what could be more American than that
nothing but…

GBK: what
Jouse?

JTM: Well
tacos are Mexican and burritos and guacamole dude, you should look it up,Maybe Google
it.

GBK: Dam jose always
thinking he’s better (searching
in the net) WTF! TACOS AND BURRITOS AND GUACAMOLE ARE MEXICAN! NOOOOO! DAM! LET’S
MOVE ON

Hamburgers and
hot dogs what could it be more American than that specially hot dogs , one
reason to go see a baseball game also don’t forget corn dogs and…

GBK: (deeeeep
breath) what now jose?

JTM: well
hamburgers are named after a German city and the real inventor  hasn’t been decided the fact is that it isn’t
as American as you think the the hot dogs well some claim that they originated
in germany and others in Austria fact both the hamburger and the hot dog are
just imports.

GBK: and
the pizza?

JTM: well
it seems that the basics are there since the greeks and then the Italians which
are known to most people as the inventors of pizza the fact it isn’t but an
import…

GBK: and…

JTM: yes
nachos are Mexican

GBK: WHY!?

JTM: well
it seems that Americans aren’t that good in the food department, you can’t even
eat chili not even your own processed brands of chili and I’ve seen you getting
scorched by just eating a simple tamarind candy, I’m starting to think that
your lame.

GBK: hey
they really are spicy!

JTM: that’s
lame

GBK: you
know what I’m gonna take a break see you tomorrow dude.

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 VERSION DOBLADA! por mi...

hey gusanos maricas bebedores de tequila! yo soy GRINGOKNOWSBEST y acabo the hackear la cuenta de level up the FMH para traerles esto...




PORQUE LOS AMERICANOS SON MEJORES QUE LOS MEXICANOS EN TODO!




si como lo escucharon yo les voy a decir porque los americanos somos mejores que tu(y tu mierdoso país que huele a mierda)/nota mental:eres tan gracioso/no estas feliz?, yo me di el tiempo para decirte esto y tu deberías estar agradeciéndome, pero como soy un tipo bueno solo pediré su atención

Comencemos:

LA COMI...(ruidos)

GBK: hey quien eres?

TIPO DESCONOCIDO: soy j...

GBK: hey es esa una camisa de futbol mexicano?!

UD: si porque?

GBK: oye estoy comenzando a pensar que tal vez seas mexicano, y si lo eres, no leíste el cartel de NO MEXICANOS ADMITIDOS, y cual es tu nombre?

TIPO TAL VEZ MEXICANO: mi nombre es jose y el letrero? te refieres a ese pedazo de cartón en la entrada que parece escrito por un simio de un año, sin brazos, medio muerto, con síndrome de down y rabia? esta escrito en algun idioma siquiera?

GBK: tu bueno...tu...bueno...bueno...ERES MEXICANO YO NO  POR ESO NO PUDISTE LEERLO  JAJAJAJA!/nota mental:soy tan bueno/

JOSE EL MEXICANO:???????

GBK: bueno tu te puedes quedar seras mi invitado y te puedo usar como ejemplo y como decia....

LA COMIDA

nosotros los americanos tenemos las mejores comidas de mundo con solo una probada de nuestro crujientes y deliciosos tacos y burritos con guacamole que podria ser mas americano que eso nada mas que...

GBK: que jouse?

JTM: bueno los tacos, burritos y guacamole son mexicanos deberias buscarlo talves googlearlo

GBK:maldito jose siempre pensando que es mejor( buscando en la red) QUE!? QUE DIABLOS LOS TACOS, BURRITOS Y GUACAMOLE SI SON MEXICANOS!  MALDICION, SIGAMOS

Las hamburguesas y los hot dogs que podría ser mas americano que eso sobretodo los hot dogs una razón para ir a un partido de baseball y no olviden los corn dogs y...

GBK:( respiro hondo) ahora que jose?

JTM: bueno las hamburgesas están nombradas por una ciudad alemana y el verdadero creador aun no se a decidido el hecho es que no son tan americanas como crees y los hot dogs tienen su origen en Alemania y algunos dicen que en Austria pero el hecho es que  son importaciones.

GBK: y la pizza?

JTM: bueno parece que lo basico esta desde los griegos y despues los italianos conocidos por la mayoria como los inventores de la pizza pero el hecho es que es importado...

GBK: y...

JTM: si los nachos son mexicanos

GBK: PORQUE!?

JTM: bueno parece que los americanos no son tan buenos en el departamento de comida, ustedes ni siquiera pueden comer su chile procesado, bueno ni siquiera los dulces de tamarindo yo lo e visto enchilarse con eso, estoy comenzando a pensar que son idiotas.

GBK: hey son muy enchilosos!

JTM: eso es idiota

GBK: sabes voy a tomarme un descanso te veo mañana!...

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